Sean Devine: Jimmy, what did you do?
Jimmy Markum: [rubs Sean Devine on the shoulder]
Jimmy Markum: Thanks for finding my daughter's killer, Sean. If only you'd been a little faster.
Sean Devine: You gonna send Celeste Boyle 500 a month too?

Charlie Townsend: Women are always under the impression that men love them more that they really do.
Kitty Fane: I wouldn't delude myself for a second that you were in love with me.
Charlie Townsend: Now there you're wrong.

Eden: How 'bout you crawl back into the cave you came from...
Kala: Yeah, how 'bout I knock you on the head and take you back with me!

What's Washington like? Well, its like Calcutta, surrounded by beggars. The only difference is the beggars in Washington wear $1,500 suits and they don't say please or thank you.

Robert Wakefield

I once read that the only philosophical question that matters, is whether or not to commit suicide... I guess that makes me a philosopher.

Walter Sparrow

Mikey, why don't you tell that nice girl you love her? I love you with all-a my heart, if I don't see-a you again soon, I'm-a gonna die...


Oh great, another asshole with an Asian girl fetish. God, this is getting so old.

Sue Lor

It's like no place I've ever seen.


X Games Reporter: Is it true what they say? That he can expand *any* part of his anatomy?
Johnny Storm: Actually, I've always found him to be a little limp.

When in doubt... fuck.

Lt. Col. Frank Slade

You are not alone in this. I am your brother and I love you.

David Schultz

Just relax and let your mind go blank. That shouldn't be too hard for you.

Dr. Grace Augustine

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