You're not a killer. That's why you're so good at it.

Teddy

Leonard Shelby: I take it I've told you about my condition.
Teddy: Only every time I see ya.

Someone has to pay, Lenny. Somebody always pays.

Teddy

Teddy: You're living.
Leonard Shelby: Only for revenge.

Leonard Shelby: There are things you know for sure.
Natalie: Such as?
Leonard Shelby: I know what that's going to sound like when I knock on it. I know that's what going to feel like when I pick it up. See? Certainties. It's the kind of memory that you take for granted.

Remember Sammy Jankis.

Leonard Shelby

Narrator: Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I've ever met... see I have this thing: everything on a plane is single-serving...
Tyler Durden: Oh I get it, it's very clever.
Narrator: Thank you.
Tyler Durden: How's that working out for you?
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: Being clever.
Narrator: Great.
Tyler Durden: Keep it up then... Right up.

I have this condition.

Leonard Shelby

[Running] Okay, what am I doing? I'm chasing this guy. Nope. He's chasing me.

Leonard Shelby

Probably burned truck loads of your stuff before. Can't remember to forget you.

Leonard Shelby

[narrating] This part of my life... this part right here? This is called "happyness."

Christopher Gardner

Homeless Guy #1: It's a time machine... I know it's a time machine...
Christopher Gardner: [narrating] This machine in my lap? It is not a time machine.

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