Lays down a monster. The fuck did you lay that down?

Teddy KGB

Hey! If you want to see this seventh card you're gonna stop speakin' fuckin' Sputnick.

Worm

Worm: I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the fuckin' rake.
Mike McDermott: What the fuck are you talkin' about. What saying?
Worm: I... I don't know. There ought to be one though.

You can't lose what you don't put in the middle. But you can't win much either.

Mike McDermott

Mike McDermott: Uh, you know what? I got my five grand here. That's just fine by me. I'm going home.
Teddy KGB: Fine. It's a fucking joke anyway. After all, I am paying you with your money.
Mike McDermott: What did you say?
Teddy KGB: Your money... I am still up grand... from this last time I stick it in you.
Mike McDermott: [Narrating] They're trying to goad me, trying to own me. But this isn't a gunfight. It's not about pride or ego. It's only about money. I can leave now, even with Grama and KGB... and halfway to paying Petrovsky back. That's the safe play. I told Worm you can't lose what you don't put in the middle. But you can't win much either.
Mike McDermott: Deal.

[narrating] This part of my life... this part right here? This is called "happyness."

Christopher Gardner

I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin' about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage.

Mike McDermott

Taki: What did you think he had? Does he look like a man beaten by jacks?
Zizzo: Jacks are a monster compared to the crap you've played.
Taki: Fuuc you... fuck you...
Zizzo: Fuck Me? Fuck You!

Homeless Guy #1: It's a time machine... I know it's a time machine...
Christopher Gardner: [narrating] This machine in my lap? It is not a time machine.

Want a cookie?

Teddy KGB

Cal Hockley: God, not those finger paintings again. They certainly were a waste of money.
Rose: The difference between Cal's taste in art and mine is that I have some. They're fascinating. It's like being inside a dream or something. There's truth but no logic.

[narrating] This part of my life... this part right here? This part is called "being stupid."

Christopher Gardner

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