Why do you think your moves are so grand and noble and I'm always the idiot piece of shit!

Worm

The game is no limit hold 'em. The Cadillac of poker.

Mike McDermott

Are you satisfied now, Teddy? Because I can keep busting you up all night if you like.

Mike McDermott

The important thing about that freedom train, is it's got to climb mountains. We ALL have to climb mountains, you know. Mountains that go way up high, and mountains that go deep and low. Yes, we know what those mountains are here at Glide. We sing about them.

Reverend Williams

Maybe happiness is something that we can only pursue. And maybe we can actually never have it no matter what.

Christopher Gardner

I'm sure you guys were talking about pirogies and snow but let's cut that out.

Worm

Like my uncle Les used to say, "When the money is gone, it's time to move on." So enjoy it, you secret handshaking assholes.

Worm

Mike McDermott: You comin' up?
Lester 'Worm' Murphy: No, I've been standin' out here all this time just to say hi.
Mike McDermott: All right, listen, things haven't been that smooth on the homefront so, you know, tone it down a little, all right?
Lester 'Worm' Murphy: Tone done what, motherfucker?

Worm: Now, what did I ever do to that guy?
Mike McDermott: You fucked his mother.

Nyet! Nyet! No More! No! Not tonight! This son of bitch, all night he, "Check. Check. Check." He trap me!

Teddy KGB

You shine up like a new penny.

Molly Brown

Christopher: What are you doing?
Christopher Gardner: Paying a parking ticket.
Christopher: ... But we don't have a car anymore.
Christopher Gardner: Yeah, I know...

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