When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep... and you're never really awake.

Narrator

Norman Osborn: [at Peter's graduation] I know this has been a difficult time for you, but I want you to try to enjoy this day. Commencement: the end of one thing, the start of something new.

Hamish: Some men are longer than others.
Campbell: Your mother's been telling stories about me again, ah?

Mary Jane: Has he mentioned me?
Peter Parker: Yea.
Mary Jane: What'd he say?
Peter Parker: Uh... I said... he asked me what I thought about you.
Mary Jane: And what did you say?
Peter Parker: I said... uh..."Spiderman", I said uh..."The great thing about MJ is... when you look in her eyes and she's looking back in yours... everything... feels... not quite normal. Because you feel stronger and weaker at the same time. You feel excited and at the same time, terrified. The truth is... you don't know what you feel except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable and you weren't ready for it."

If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo.

J. Jonah Jameson

[after his wound is cleaned] That'll wake you up in the mornin'.

Campbell

You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder!

Mick

Uncle Ben: I don't mean to lecture and I don't mean to preach. And I know I'm not your father...
Peter Parker: Then stop pretending to be!

Peter Parker: You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.
J. Jonah Jameson: I trust my barber.

Englishmen don't know what a tongue is for.

Nicolette

Peter Parker: [voiceover] Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-man.

Sorry I'm late. Work was murder.

Norman Osborn

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