Whom do I send? Not my gentle son. The mere sight of him would only encourage an enemy to take over the whole country.

Longshanks

Women weaken legs!

Mick

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Narrator

Mia: Don't you just love it when you come back from the bathroom and find your food waiting for you?
Vincent: We're lucky we got anything at all. I don't think Buddy Holly's much of a waiter.

Peter Parker: Can I do anything for you?
Aunt May: You do too much - college, a job, all this time with me... You're not Superman, you know.

I want to eat your brains... and gain your knowledge.

Doc Block

In order to converse with an equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.

Stephen

Pam: Is that cowboy wisdom?
Stuntman Mike: I'm not a cowboy Pam, I'm a stuntman.

There are few things fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel.

Stuntman Mike

[to Prince Edward] One day you will be a king. At least try to act like one.

Longshanks

She got the cancer and died on a Tuesday.

Forrest Gump

Dr. William Block: We gotta lose the arm, Joe.
Joe: Lose the arm? What do you mean, "lose the arm?" My arm?

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