[to Prince Edward] One day you will be a king. At least try to act like one.

Longshanks

Dr. William Block: We gotta lose the arm, Joe.
Joe: Lose the arm? What do you mean, "lose the arm?" My arm?

You want the story? Let me spin it for you quick.

Lt. Muldoon

Ladies, we're gonna have some fun

Stuntman Mike

THIS IS MY MECCA!

Fu Manchu

The king will be dead in a month and his son is a weakling. Who do you think is going to rule this kingdom?

Princess Isabelle

I never thanked you for saving my life.

Lieutenant Dan Taylor

[about the soap] Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.

Narrator

[to invisible Harry and Ron] If, er, anybody was looking for some stuff, then all they have to do is follow the spiders. Yep. That'd lead 'em right. That's all I have to say. Oh, and someone'll need ter feed Fang while I'm away.

Hagrid

This car is 100% death proof, only to get the benefit of it honey, you really need to be sitting in my seat!

Stuntman Mike

Ron, I should tell you, most Muggles aren't exactly accustomed to seeing a flying car.

Harry

Lucius Malfoy: Let us hope that Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day.
Harry: Don't worry. I will be.

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