[after his wound is cleaned] That'll wake you up in the mornin'.


You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder!


Uncle Ben: I don't mean to lecture and I don't mean to preach. And I know I'm not your father...
Peter Parker: Then stop pretending to be!

Peter Parker: You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.
J. Jonah Jameson: I trust my barber.

Englishmen don't know what a tongue is for.


Peter Parker: [voiceover] Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-man.

Sorry I'm late. Work was murder.

Norman Osborn

Whom do I send? Not my gentle son. The mere sight of him would only encourage an enemy to take over the whole country.


Women weaken legs!


On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.


Peter Parker: Can I do anything for you?
Aunt May: You do too much - college, a job, all this time with me... You're not Superman, you know.

I want to eat your brains... and gain your knowledge.

Doc Block

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