Harry: Dragons? That's the first task? You're joking!
Hagrid: Poor Ron nearly fainted when he saw them.
Harry: Ron was here?
Hagrid: Yeah. His brother Charlie had to bring them down from Romania. Didn't he tell you?
Harry: No he didn't. He didn't tell me anything.

Ron: [about Hermione] Why do you think she won't tell us who she's going to the ball with?
Harry: 'Cause she knows we'd take the mickey out of her if she did.

Hermione: Look at my face.
Ron: Look at your tail.

Ladies, we're gonna have some fun

Stuntman Mike

Harry: You're running away? After all that stuff you did in your books?
Gilderoy Lockhart: Books can be misleading...
Harry: You wrote them!
Gilderoy Lockhart: My dear boy, do use your common sense! My books wouldn't have sold half as well if people didn't think *I'd* done all those things!

Nagini tells me that the old Muggle caretaker is standing right outside the door. Step aside, Wormtail, so that I can give our guest a proper greeting. Avada Kedavra!

Voldemort

I love magic.

Harry

Harry: Your bird, there was nothing I could do. He just caught fire.
Dumbledore: Oh, and about time too. He's been looking dreadful for days. Pity you had to see him on a burning day.

THIS IS MY MECCA!

Fu Manchu

The king will be dead in a month and his son is a weakling. Who do you think is going to rule this kingdom?

Princess Isabelle

I never thanked you for saving my life.

Lieutenant Dan Taylor

[about the soap] Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.

Narrator

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