Steele: Rudy, are you ready for this, champ?
Rudy: I've been ready for this my whole life!
Steele: Then you take us out on the field.

Father Cavanaugh: Son, in 35 years of religious study, I have only come up with two hard incontrovertible facts: there is a God, and I'm not Him.

John Smith: [talking about their predicament] So what do we do, Jane? Shoot it out here? Hope for the best?
Jane Smith: Well, that would be bad because they would probably ask me to leave once you are dead.

Dan Devine: You all already know this, but this is the most important game of your lives. No excuses, do the work. Our lady of victory...
All: Pray for us!

We've had a hell of a goddamn run haven't we?

D-Bob

Mary, Mary quite contrary. What makes your garden grow?

Rudy

Not to be rude or anything, but this isn't a great time for me to have a house elf in my bedroom

Harry

You're the only one who ever took me seriously, Pete.

Rudy

Well, you know what my dad always said, Having dreams is what makes life tolerable.

Pete

What's a lapsed Catholic to do?

D-Bob

[to Dobby] Never try to save my life again.

Harry

I was never in the peace corps.

Jane Smith

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