Well, take it or leave it. If you want to save yourself some money, don't fuck her. Cause you'll be back here every night for some more. Man, she's twelve and a half years old. You never had no pussy like that. You can do anything you want with her. You can cum on her, fuck her in the mouth, fuck her in the ass, cum on her face, man. She get your cock so hard she'll make it explode. But no rough stuff, all right?


Daisy: You are so much younger.
Benjamin Button: Only on the outside.

Gamling: He leaves because there is no hope.
Theoden: He leaves because he must.
Gamling: Too few have come. We cannot defeat the armies of Mordor.
Theoden: No we cannot. But we will meet them in battle nonetheless.

Don't fuck with me, Al! Don't make a fuck out of me! You want to embarrass me and make a fool out of me? You didn't gamble? Tell me you gambled the fuckin' money, I'll give you the fuckin' money to put the fuckin' heat on! Did you gamble? Huh?

Nicky Santoro

Neville, you're supposed to stroke it!


Adam Leavitt: What did you say to Mayes to get her to stop crying?
Ronald Fleury: I said we were going to kill them all.

Yeah. It's an outgoing message so I think you need to sound a little more outgoing.


You were the one who made mom leave! You were screwing up all the time!


[to his team taking laps] If you all didn't jack off too much, maybe you'd stay in shape.

Coach Popper

Anna Crowe, I am in love... in love I am.

Malcolm Crowe

I dunno. See if she needs anything...

Billy Quinn

Colonel, there's a native doing the funky chicken.

Bulldozer Pilot

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