Kee: What the f-ck you staring at?
Theodore Faron: Apparently, the pleasure is all mine.

[briefing the reporters] The Pope - the Holy Father himself - has this very day blessed Michael Corleone; and you think you know better than the Pope?

Dominic Abbandando

Palm Apodaca: You know, I read where they, uh, invented this car that runs on, ummm... that runs on, ummm... when you boil water?
Terry: Steam.
Palm Apodaca: Right, steam. A car that you could ride around in and not cause a stink. But do you know they will not even let us have it? Can you believe it? Why? Man! He likes to create a stink! I mean, I've seen filth that you wouldn't believe. Ugh! What a stink! I don't even want to talk about it.

Scott Smith: Are you on uppers or something?
Harvey Milk: No, this is just plain old me.

Elvis Presley: Nice job out there, Cash!
Jerry Lee Lewis: That's right, kiss his ass!
Johnny Cash: Hey Jerry Lee, does your momma know you're out?

[voiceover, a letter to Bobby] Hi, Bobby, you're somewhere out there, on the deep blue goddamn sea, and I'm writing this on a box two semi-down pillows, that I secretly bought for us at Penny's, and I'm smiling at myself because the surprise I have in store for you... I'm talking removal, from our dungeons in the Crow's Nest... to our own place... It's no great shakes but... but ya gotta begin with a baby shake... right? Forever love Bobby... I'm in this for the long run...

Christina 'Chris' Cotter

Pick that up and put it down properly!

Chief Guard Barnes

[to Harry after he sees the horses pulling the horseless carriges for the first time] Don't worry. You're just as sane as me.

Luna Lovegood

The Congressman has never been to rehab. They don't serve whisky at rehab.

Charlie's Angel #4

I love you, sugar.


We will be perfect in every aspect of the game. You drop a pass, you run a mile. You miss a blocking assignment, you run a mile. You fumble the football, and i will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts and then you will run a mile. Perfection. Let's go to work.

Coach Boone

[sees Razor after 30 years] I hope I don't look like that big of an ass...

Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen

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