Popular Drama Quotes
Alonzo Harris: You got a kid, right?
Jake Hoyt: Yeah, I got a little girl.
Alonzo Harris: I've got five. All boys. You ever need a son, you let me know. I'll hook your old lady up. I can't miss.
Jake Hoyt: Can we not talk about my family?
Alonzo Harris: That's cool, I respect that. I remember what it was to have a pretty young bride. You probably still fuck her face to face, don't you?
Yeah whatever. Whatever the fuck ever.Alonzo Harris
Yeah, you dead now. Turn down drugs to a dealer and the police chief is handing your wife a crisp flag. What the fuck is wrong with you?Alonzo Harris
Believe it or not, I do try to do some good in the community.Alonzo Harris
Shit, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.Alonzo Harris
Alonzo Harris: No, not your story. A story. Because you can't keep your mouth shut long enough for me to read my paper. Tell me a story.
Jake Hoyt: I don't think I know any stories.
Alonzo Harris: You don't know any stories? Okay, I'll tell you a story. This is a newspaper. It's 90 per cent bullshit, but it's entertaining. That's why I read it, because it entertains me. You won't let me read it, so you entertain me with your bullshit. Tell me a story, right now.
You got the right to be bitch-slapped.Smiley
Oh, you federally fucked now.Alonzo Harris
Take that dick and stick it up that funky little ass of yours, bitch. Damn, I'm thirsty.Alonzo Harris
Now, whenever you think of pullin' the trigger, you think of him first. 'Cuz if you don't, he'll snatch your fuckin' nuts out and use 'em for dice.Alonzo Harris
[about the new curtains Jane bought]
Jane Smith: If you don't like them we can take them back.
John Smith: All right, I don't like them.
Jane Smith: [pause] You'll get used to them.
Hunt them down. Do not stop until they are found. You do not know pain, you do not know fear. You will taste man-flesh.Saruman