Quentin Jacobsen: Interesting capitalization.
Margo: Yeah. I'm a big believer in random capitalization. The rules of capitalization are so unfair to words in the middle.

Keys: Elliot, that machine, what does it do?
Elliot: The communicator? Is it still working?
Keys: It's doing something. What?

[half time speech] Perfection is being able to look your friends in the eye and know you did everything you could not to let them down.

Coach Gary Gaines

Get that crazy bitch away from me!

Ava Gardner

Mr. President, you've got bigger problems than losing me. You just lost my vote.

Sydney Ellen Wade

Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so.


I don't need a nicotine patch, I smoke cigarettes.

Karen Eiffel

Young Stud: I, I think she did too much coke.
Colonel James: Oh you think so doctor?

This part of my life is called "internship."

Christopher Gardner

Lucy: [being observed] I want no other daddy but you.
[turns to the glass]
Lucy: [shouts] Did you hear that? I said I didn't want any other daddy but him. Why don't you write that down?

Bailey: You know, I read that when Bill Gates was younger, he ran a lemonade stand.
Tibby: No, you don't know that.
Bailey: Yeah I do, I read it in a magazine.
Tibby: No, where did you read that?
Bailey: ...In a magazine.

Where would we be without our painful childhoods?

Dr. Finch

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