Rick: Oh my, I was hoping you'd be the sky-candy on this flight. You're looking especially delicious this evening.
Claire Miller: I love it when you demean me, Rick.
Rick: My pleasure.

Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.


You're a very nosy fellow, kitty cat. Huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses.

Man with Knife

Now... where was I?

Leonard Shelby

Iceman: You can be my wingman any time.
Maverick: Bullshit! You can be mine.

Aren't you the great man we've been waiting for?


What the fuck...?

Osborne Cox

Worm: She's really got him by the balls.
Petra: That's not so bad, is it?
Worm: It depends on the grip!

Young Jack Cash: [dying] Do you hear 'em JR? Do you hear them angels?
Carrie Cash: I can hear 'em Jack, they're beautiful. So beautiful.

President McKenna: How did you get these?
Professor X: Well, let's just say I know a little girl who can walk through walls.

[listening to the message] Those are primes! 2,3,5,7, those are all prime numbers and there's no way that's a natural phenomenon!

Ellie Arroway

Dalton Russell: Soon I'm gonna be sucking down piña coladas in a hot tub with six girls named Amber and Tiffany.
Keith Frazier: No, it's more like in the shower with two guys named Jamal and Jesus... and here's the bad news; that thing you're sucking on? It's not a piña colada!
Nancy Mann: Wanna take another picture? Cause I could bend over and pick up a pencil!

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