People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.

Melvin Udall

You said you wish we could be together.

Lisa Sheridan

Charlie Dillon: You know something? I'm still gonna get into Harvard. And in 10 years no one will remember any of this. But you'll still be a goddamn Jew.
David Green: And you'll still be a prick.

Listen, your son is about as likely to be a terrorist as my brother.

Jerry Shaw

Things at Hogwarts are far worse than I feared!

Dolores Umbridge

It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom.

William Wallace

That's my mo-fo.

Tyson Tidwell

Hi! Are you a fairy?


See this is why we're not watching TV, people become obsessed.

Graham Hess

Henry 'Razor' Sharp: I hate you, man.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: I hate you too.

Amber Waves: What's going on down there?
Rollergirl: I have to go pee.
Amber Waves: Well, pee then.

Carson Wells: Call me when you've had enough. I can even let you keep a little of the money.
Llewelyn Moss: If I was cuttin' deals, why wouldn't I go deal with this guy Chigurh?
Carson Wells: No no. No. You don't understand. You can't make a deal with him. Even if you gave him the money he'd still kill you. He's a peculiar man. You could even say that he has principles. Principles that transcend money or drugs or anything like that. He's not like you. He's not even like me.
Llewelyn Moss: He don't talk as much as you, I give him points for that.

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