[narrating] This is Lulu. She's a full on club minx. Major head banger. We've known each other for years. Some people find her very intimidating. It's purely social camouflage. Recently we became dropping partners. And that is how I got to know the real Lulu. She's a pussycat.

Jip

I was stuck in Charlie world, I couldn't leave.

Alan Johnson

Charlie Fineman: Can he go out? Is he allowed out?
Alan Johnson: Don't do that, dont ask my wife permisson for me to go out.
Charlie Fineman: Alright, you're right. Can you go out?

He likes you Alan, you know why? Because you know nothing about his family.

Sugarman

You're a good husband Alan. You remind me of me.

Charlie Fineman

Charlie Fineman: Are you a faggot?.
Alan Johnson: Don't say faggot, you just don't call people faggot that's rude.
Charlie Fineman: To a gay guy it is, to you it's just a funny word like poundcake or pickle... You really need some Mel.
Charlie Fineman: [ordering tickets] Take one adult and one faggot.

Better bring out the big guns on this one. She's crazy with a side of crazy!

Alan Johnson

I even see the dog, that's how fucked up I still am. I see a man walking his German shepherd and I see our god damn poodle.

Charlie Fineman

I have no one. At least you two have each other.

Charlie Fineman

[picking up a vinyl record] Ahh Graham Nash - Songs For Beginners. Just... just the album cover alone, look at that face, he knows he made a great record.

Charlie Fineman

Discovering the object of the game *is* the object of the game.

Daniel Schorr

Nicholas: There goes a thousand dollars.
Christine: Your shoes cost a thousand dollars?
Nicholas: That one did.

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