Toni Mannix: She's a lesbian, you know.
George Reeves: Who?
Toni Mannix: The one playing Lois.
George Reeves: Phyllis? Is she really?
Toni Mannix: No. She is now, as far as you're concerned.
George Reeves: Well... there it is.

I will be on television in a month... Wearing brown and gray underpants.

George Reeves

Kenneth Giles: [after defeating villains in a live show] Hey, Superman! Hey, Superman!
George Reeves: Well, hello there, young man, what's your name?
Kenneth Giles: [brandishing a gun] Kenneth Giles. Can I shoot you?
George Reeves: [he sees that it's a real gun and is suddenly very serious] Kenneth, why would you want to do something like that?
Kenneth Giles: So the bullet bounces off. Can I?
George Reeves: Well, if you did shoot me and the bullet bounced off, it might accidentally hit someone else. We don't want that to happen, do we?
Kenneth Giles: No...
George Reeves: Why don't you just, you and I... Here we go, partner. Why don't you just give me that? Just hand me that...

Nobody ever asks to be happy later.

Toni Mannix

You can't see my penis, can you?

George Reeves

Well, you know what they say about land. They - they aren't making any more of it.

George Reeves

Louis Simo: Lady, I can nail you with this.
Leonore Lemmon: D'Artagnan, you couldn't nail me with roses and a trip to Vegas.

Steven: When you wake up tomorrow, all this will seem like a bad dream.
Emily: What if there is no tomorrow?

That's not happiness to see me is it?

Emily

Raquel: I mean screwing around is second oldest reason to kill someone.
Emily: Oh really, and what would be the first?
Raquel: Money, honey!

Hey Steven... do I keep fucking your wife in the meantime, or what?

David Shaw

Steven Taylor's greatest hits.

David Shaw

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