[to Jimmy] You know what, do what the fuck you wanna do, 'cause I don't give a shit any more.


I didn't know it was asshole day at the Valmont house.


Kill one, save a thousand.


Let's start the hurley.

Mike McDermott

I've been thinking about my life lately, and everything feels pretty planned out. There's no more surprises.


[On radio] Your husband's all right, Mrs. Brody. He's fishing. He's just caught a couple of stripers. We'll bring 'em in for dinner. We won't be long, we haven't seen anything yet. Over and out.


Chaucer: I'm a writer.
Wat: A what?
Chaucer: A wha- a what? A writer. I write, with parchment, and ink. Geoffrey Chaucer's the name, writing's the game. You've read my book? the Book of the Duchess? No? Well, it was allegorical.
Roland: Well, we won't hold that against you, that's for every man to decide for himself.

Buzzards' guts, man!

Abraham Lincoln

Taya Renae Kyle: Then just tell me. Tell me why you do it. I want to understand.
Chris Kyle: Babe, I do it for you. You know that. I do it to protect you.
Taya Renae Kyle: No, you don’t.
Chris Kyle: Yes, I do.
Taya Renae Kyle: I’m here. Your family is here. Your children have no father.
Chris Kyle: Well, I have to serve my country.
Taya Renae Kyle: You don’t know when to quit! You did your part! We sacrificed enough! You let somebody else go!
Chris Kyle: Let somebody else go?
Taya Renae Kyle: Yeah
Chris Kyle: Babe, I couldn’t live with myself.

[removes helmet and turns around to face Commodus] My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.


Capt. Ramsey: Mr. COB!
Chief of the Boat: Yes, sir?
Capt. Ramsey: You're aware of the name of this ship, aren't you Mr. COB?
Chief of the Boat: Very aware, sir!
Capt. Ramsey: It bears a proud name, doesn't it, Mr. COB?
Chief of the Boat: Very proud, sir!
Capt. Ramsey: It represents fine people.
Chief of the Boat: Very fine people, sir!
Capt. Ramsey: Who live in a fine, outstanding state.
Chief of the Boat: Outstanding, sir!
Capt. Ramsey: In the greatest country in the entire world.
Chief of the Boat: In the entire world, sir!
Capt. Ramsey: And what is that name, Mr. COB?
Chief of the Boat: Alabama, sir!
Capt. Ramsey: And what do we say?
Capt. Ramsey, Chief of the Boat: Go 'Bama!
Everyone: Roll Tide!

Green Goblin: [to Spiderman] You and I are not so different.
Spider-Man: I'm not like you. You're a murderer.
Green Goblin: Well... to each his own.

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