Is that it? Is that all you're gonna ask me? Well I got a couple of thousand goddamn questions, you know. I want to speak to someone in charge. I want to lodge a complaint. You have no right to make people crazy! You think I investigate every Walter Cronkite story there is? Huh? If this is just nerve gas, how come I know everything in such detail? I've never been here before. How come I know so much? What the hell is going on around here? Who the hell are you people?

Roy Neary

David Laughlin: We didn't choose this place! We didn't choose these people! They were invited!
Claude Lacombe: They belong here more than we.

Roy Neary: I wanna speak to the man in charge.
David Laughlin: Mr. Lacombe is the highest authority.
Roy Neary: He isn't even an American.

Scientist 1: Einstein WAS right!
Team Leader: Einstein was PROBABLY one of them!

You can't fool us by agreeing with us.

Roy Neary

Hey! This is not your toy to play with every time I turn around!

Ronnie Neary

That's a 2,500 dollar globe! What are you guys doing?

Scientist

[to Roy Neary] I envy you.

Claude Lacombe

[at press conference] I saw Bigfoot once! It made a sound that I don't care to hear twice in my life.

Farmer

Ronnie Neary: All right, everybody to bed!
Toby Neary: No, wait! Dad said we could watching The Ten Commandments!
Ronnie Neary: Roy, that movie is four hours long.
Roy Neary: I said they could watch the five commandments.

[looking up at the ship flying away] Goodbye...

Barry Guiler

Harry Potter can kiss my ass.

Reid Garwin

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