[into shaky camera] My name is Robert Hawkins. Approximately seven hours ago some *thing* attacked the city. If you found this, if you're watching this then you probably know more about it than I do.

Rob

Rob: Still filming?
Hud: Yeah, people are gonna want to know... how it all went down.

We cannot go into the middle of the city, we've got to get out of here!

Marlena Diamond

Marlena Diamond: [a sound, as if caused by an insect's fluttering wings] What was that?
Rob Hawkins: Run! Run! Run! Run!

Unless you have a half-dozen very hard rectangular breasts, we need to talk.

Barry

Nina Brewster: Do you know what it is when you trade sex for money?
Jackie Truman: Advertising!

Sandra Templeton, I love you and I WILL marry you.

Young Ed Bloom

Amos Calloway: Tell me, Karl, have you ever heard the term "involuntary servitude"?
Karl: No.
Amos Calloway: "Unconscionable contract"?
Karl: Uh, nope.
Amos Calloway: Great!

Karl: I don't want to eat you. I just get so hungry. I'm just too big.
Young Ed Bloom: Has it ever occurred to you that maybe you're not too big? That maybe this place is just too small?

Young Ed Bloom: Your last name is different. You married.
Jenny: I was 18, he was 28. Turns out it was a big difference.

Sandra Bloom: You don't even know me.
Young Ed Bloom: I have the rest of my life to find out.

Josephine: Oh, so this is a tall tale?
Senior Ed Bloom: Well, it's not a short one.

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