Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.

Lester Burnham

Look at that fucking bone.

Boy on Bike

[singing] My eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo, / We've washed ourselves in niggers blood and all the mongrels too, / We've taken down the zog machine Jew by Jew by Jew, / The white man marches on!

Seth

Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

Tyler Durden

Oh, I forgot. You were sick the day they taught law at law school.

Kaffee

Oh man... the bullshit piled up so fast in Vietnam, you needed wings to stay above it.

Willard

[on General Grant] My trust in him is marrow deep.

Abraham Lincoln

Connor: Destroy all that which is evil.
Murphy: So that which is good may flourish.

Derek Vinyard: D'you see this?
[Pulls down shirt to reveal huge swastika tattoo on his chest]
Derek Vinyard: This means "Not welcome."

Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving friends.

Narrator

Ricky Fitts: Excuse me for speaking so bluntly sir. But those fags make me want to puke my fucking guts out.
Colonel Frank Fitts: [pauses] Well, me too son. Me too.

Fight club wasn't about winning or losing. It wasn't about words. The hysterical shouting was in tongues, like at a Pentecostal Church.

Narrator

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