Jane Smith: Wait, why do I get the girl gun?
John Smith: Are you kidding me?

Walk softly and carry an armored tank division, I always say.

Col. Jessep

We are duly appointed Federal Marshals.
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Teddy Daniels

We are what we protect, what we stand up for.

Sophie Neveu

We die and the world will be poorer for it.

Prince Nuada

Isaac Davis: Has anybody read that Nazis are gonna march in New Jersey? Y'know, I read this in the newspaper. We should go down there, get some guys together, y'know, get some bricks and baseball bats and really explain things to them.
Party Guest: There is this devastating satirical piece on that on the Op Ed page of the Times, it is devastating.
Isaac Davis: Well, a satirical piece in the Times is one thing, but bricks and baseball bats really gets right to the point.

Well, gentlemen, when the shit hits the fan, some guys run and some guys stay.

Lt. Col. Frank Slade

William Somerset: We'll just talk to him.
David Mills: Uh huh. Yeah. Excuse me, sir. Are you, by any chance, a serial killer? Okay.
William Somerset: You do the talking. Put that silver tongue of yours to work.
David Mills: Have you been talking to my wife?

Well... keep His strength in the dribble alright?

Coach Norman Dale

We're all unlucky in love sometimes. When I am, I go jogging. The body loses water when you jog, so you have none left for tears.

He Zhiwu, Cop 223

Margo: What are you doing Friday night?
Lars Lindstrom: I have a school board meeting. Bianca got elected, so...

What happened in the dungeon between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so naturally, the whole school knows.


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