Danbury wasn't a prison, it was a crime school. I went in with a Bachelor of marijuana, came out with a Doctorate of cocaine.


Twenty-five seats, given to orphans. Perfect. Now my nightmare is complete.

Charles Frohman

The last thing I need is another picture of me looking like a porcelain doll.


Graham Hess: You want me to curse?
Merrill: You don't mean it. It's just for show. What?
Graham Hess: Well, it won't be convincing. It doesn't sound natural when I curse.
Merrill: Just make noises, then.
Graham Hess: Explain "noises".
Merrill: Are you gonna do this or what?
Graham Hess: No, I'm not.
Merrill: All right, you want them stealing something in the house next time?

Prem Kumar: So are you ready for the final question for 20 million rupees?
Jamal Malik: No, but maybe its written, no?
Prem Kumar: Maybe...

Caleb Danvers: Our family's first colony house.
Sarah Wenham: Wait, someone lives here?
Caleb Danvers: Just our caretaker, Gorman.

Irene: So what does "Bugsy" stand for, anyway?
Mike "Bugsy" Moran: Michael.
Irene: That's a beautiful name. Why don't you use it?
Mike "Bugsy" Moran: Because people know me as Bugsy.

[Talking about the physical stature of he and his twin] I'm 6'5", 220 pounds, and there are two of me.

Tyler Winklevoss

I don't care about what anything was DESIGNED to do, I care about what it CAN do.

Gene Kranz

I thank you. Mr. Jingles thank you, my mom would thank you too but she's dead.

Eduard Delacroix

Chaucer: Are you mad? You knowingly endanger a member of the royal family?
William: He knowingly endangers himself.

So my pathetic friend... is there anything that you can do well?

Pai Mei

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