Ben Stone: I'd want a little black baby.
Everett Stone: You already have a little black baby.
Ben Stone: Can ya dig it!

Ben Stone: You were shovelling snow.
Meredith Morton: I... What?
Ben Stone: You were just a little girl in a flannel night gown. And you were shovelling snow from the walk in front of our house. And I was the snow, I was the snow. And everywhere it landed and everywhere it covered. You scoop me up with a big red shovel. You scoop me up.

[to Amy's ex-boyfriend] You're the guy that popped Amy's cherry!

Meredith Morton

Meredith Morton: I slept with your brother.
Everett Stone: You slept with who?
Thad Stone: Do not look at me!

Sybil Stone: [Signing to Thad after Meredith has insulted his being gay] Hey. Hey, you.
[he doesn't look her way, she tosses a fork at his plate to get his attention]
Sybil Stone: I love you. And you are more normal than any other... asshole sitting at this table. OK? OK. I need a fork.

I'm sorry, I would sign, but I don't know the language.

Meredith Morton

Maybe dad didn't abandon us. Maybe he just forgot who we were.

Wendy Savage

We don't have to go after him Wendy; we're not in a Sam Shepard play.

Jon Savage

Jimmy: Are you married?
Wendy Savage: No... but my boyfriend is.

Wendy Savage: Dad has been writing on the walls with his shit!
Jon Savage: [half asleep] Wen, what the fuck are you talking about?

See, she's making me my dinner!

Lenny Savage

That son of a bitch was always picking on me.

Lenny Savage

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