First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand?


It's LEH-vitt, not Le' Vesque. I'm not a goddamn French-Canadian.

Adam Leavitt

Jesus! You look like hell!

Admiral James Greer

Princess Isabelle: I understand you have recently been given the rank of knight.
William Wallace: I have been given nothing. God makes men what they are.

Yeah, but it really doesn't matter if I do does it, 'cause you got a whole crop already lined up you fuckin' chicken hawk!

Derek Vinyard

Jimmy, they're calling your name.

B. Rabbit

Rita: Where is your father?
Willy Harrison: Where do you think?

Howard Hughes: Will you marry me?
Ava Gardner: You're too crazy for me.

Years ago I wrote this short story about my Mother called "The Castrating Zionist"

Isaac Davis

She's gone mental, Hermione has! I mean, not that she wasn't always. But, now it's out there in the open for everyone to see.


The best thing you have going for you is your willingness to humiliate yourself.

Simon Bishop

Riley Poole: Okay, Ben, pay attention. I've brought you to the Library of Congress. Why? Because it's the biggest library in the world. Over 20 million books. And they're all saying the same exact thing: Listen to Riley.

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