Cameron: You made the fat kid a little nervous. He thinks the joint messed with your mind.
Derek Vinyard: It did.

Chase Collins: Say it! "I"
Caleb Danvers: I
Chase Collins: "will"
Caleb Danvers: will
Chase Collins: "you-"
Caleb Danvers: you... nothing.

They tried to kill MY WIFE!

Frank Lucas

I feel like a kangaroo... all this stuff in my pocket.

Rocky Balboa

Professor Snape: Have you any theories as to how Black got in?
Dumbledore: Many, each as unlikely as the next.

Careful Bill, you'll give yourself a heart attack and ruin my vacation.

Joe Black

I know we've got all this money, and it's supposed to be OK, but it's not.

Mary Ann Lomax

Charlie Fineman: Are you a faggot?.
Alan Johnson: Don't say faggot, you just don't call people faggot that's rude.
Charlie Fineman: To a gay guy it is, to you it's just a funny word like poundcake or pickle... You really need some Mel.
Charlie Fineman: [ordering tickets] Take one adult and one faggot.

Sam: It must be getting near tea-time, leastways in decent places where there *is* still tea-time.
Gollum: We're not *in* decent places.

Jake Sully: [Making a video log] Do I have to do this now?
Dr. Grace Augustine: Yes now, while it's still fresh.
Jake Sully: Okay uh... location: shack.

Audiences don't know somebody sits down and writes a picture; they think the actors make it up as they go along.

Joe Gillis

I'm a producer because I don't play bass, baby.


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