Yeah, you like that! Baby got back, front, and side to side!

Three G's

This shit's bananas!

Troy

Fucking dog. Fucking coach. Fucking Americans.

Paul

Why exactly are there snakes on this plane?

Paul

[Comforting her dog, insulting the Englishman] Don't worry, Mary-Kate. His hair plugs can't hurt you.

Mercedes Harbont

[to 3Gs, about her dog] My Doctor says she's Bipolar.

Mercedes Harbont

Ken: [while examining bite wound on Leroy's buttocks] Okay, looks like the venom has to be sucked out.
[Looks around]
Ken: Anyone? Ok, fine. I'll do it.
Big Leroy: [pushes Ken away] Oh, there will be no sucking! Get this guy away from my ass!

Oh Great. Snakes on crack!

Neville Flynn

Sean Jones: I've never flown on a plane before.
Neville Flynn: See? Things are looking up already.

Sorry, I don't happen to know my account number because unfortunately I don't sit around all day trying to memorize the fucking numbers!

Osborne Cox

[voiceover] A real chip off the old block, my daughter. She said I was a cop, and a good one. Funny... Rooster said the same thing.

Turk

Rooster: So long, Tom.
Turk: Where are you going?
Rooster: I dunno. To hell, I suppose.

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