[on phone] Tell Dr. Cox I have the new keys!
[Osbourne hangs up, and picks up a hatchet]

Osborne Cox

You know you got the wrong guy, right?

Jerry

Jerry Shaw: [shouting] Are you the one who called me on the phone?
Rachel Holloman: She called you, too?

The only thing more terrifying than blindness is being the only one who can see.

Doctor's Wife

I can't see. I think I have the white virus.

Doctor

King of Ward 3: I will not forget you voice!
Doctor's Wife: And I will not forget your face!

Jerry Shaw, you have been activated. Your compliance is vital.

Woman on phone

[to field agent] If you're staring at me, it better be because I'm the suspect. If not, get back to work or I swear I'll assign you all to something that involves touching shit with your hands!

Agent Thomas Morgan

Jerry Shaw: Coffee machines have timers...
Rachel Holloman: Yes, Jerry, it's
[attaché case with ticking timer on the side]
Rachel Holloman: a coffee machine.

Katie Cox: [while Harry is cutting carrots] Think that's enough carrots?
Harry Pfarrer: [angrily] ...What?!

Linda Litzke: You should put up a note in the ladies locker room.
Chad Feldheimer: Put up a note? "Highly classified shit found: Raw intelligence shit, CIA shit?" Hello, anybody lose their secret CIA shit? I don't think so!

Rachel Holloman: Do you think she can derail a train?
Jerry Shaw: She got hundreds of fire arms into my apartment, she added $750,000 to my bank account, she helped me escape from a high security holding in the FBI in a way I'm not even going to try to explain because it sounds so crazy, and she called the phone of a stranger sitting next to me on a bus, I'd never even seen the guy before in my life. Yeah, I'm pretty sure she can derail a train. She could turn a train into a talking duck if she wanted to.

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