Jerry Shaw, you have been activated. Your compliance is vital.

Woman on phone

[to field agent] If you're staring at me, it better be because I'm the suspect. If not, get back to work or I swear I'll assign you all to something that involves touching shit with your hands!

Agent Thomas Morgan

Jerry Shaw: Coffee machines have timers...
Rachel Holloman: Yes, Jerry, it's
[attaché case with ticking timer on the side]
Rachel Holloman: a coffee machine.

Katie Cox: [while Harry is cutting carrots] Think that's enough carrots?
Harry Pfarrer: [angrily] ...What?!

Linda Litzke: You should put up a note in the ladies locker room.
Chad Feldheimer: Put up a note? "Highly classified shit found: Raw intelligence shit, CIA shit?" Hello, anybody lose their secret CIA shit? I don't think so!

Rachel Holloman: Do you think she can derail a train?
Jerry Shaw: She got hundreds of fire arms into my apartment, she added $750,000 to my bank account, she helped me escape from a high security holding in the FBI in a way I'm not even going to try to explain because it sounds so crazy, and she called the phone of a stranger sitting next to me on a bus, I'd never even seen the guy before in my life. Yeah, I'm pretty sure she can derail a train. She could turn a train into a talking duck if she wanted to.

Zoe Perez: Sir, if you're planning on pulling me off the Shaw case...
Defense Secretary Callister: [interrupts] Agent Perez, for the first time, you're being brought in the loop on this one.

For the last time, I don't work for you!

Zoe Perez

Who do you think you are...a Kennedy? You're a Bush. Act like one.

George Herbert Walker Bush

George Herbert Walker Bush: You want an ass-whipping?
George W. Bush: Try it old man!
George Herbert Walker Bush: Go ahead, take a swing!

You didn't exactly finish up with flying colours in the Air National Guard, junior.

George Herbert Walker Bush

If I remember correctly, you didn't like the sporting good store. Working for the investment firm wasn't for you either, or the oil rig job

George Herbert Walker Bush

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