Get off my lawn!

Walt Kowalski

Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."

Walt Kowalski

Jesus, Joseph and Mary. These Hmong broads are like badgers.

Walt Kowalski

Whatever you say, Big Poppa.

Lil Kim

Sean Combs: Yo, he got sex appeal like LL?
Wayne Barrow: A little bigger than that.
Sean Combs: What, like Heavy D?
Wayne Barrow: He's a little darker than that.
Wayne Barrow: He look like Wesley Snipes?
Wayne Barrow: Oh, he ain't Wesley...

What kind of grown-ass man calls himself "Puffy?"

Voletta Wallace

I am Shiva the destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.

Kym

Kym: [Late to rehab meeting, she knocks over a chair] Cocksucker!
Kieran: [Who had been addressing the crowd] Just once, my dealer, who could be very persuasive.

Along the way you bump into people who make a dent on your life. Some people get struck by lightning. Some are born to sit by a river. Some have an ear for music. Some are artists. Some swim the English Channel. Some know buttons. Some know Shakespeare. Some are mothers. And some people can dance.

Benjamin Button

We're meant to lose the people we love. How else are we supposed to know how important they are?

Sybil Wagner

Your life is defined by its opportunities... even the ones you miss.

Benjamin Button

Daisy: Would you still love me if I were old and saggy?
Benjamin Button: Would you still love ME if I were young and had acne? Or if I end up wetting the bed?

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