Buzz Gunderson: Oh he's real abstract. He's hmm, he's different.
Jim Stark: That's right. That's right. I'm cute too.

[after Al tells him that professional wrestling is fake] Uh, Al, I know you must be smart because you have a scientific-style job, but if this shit is fake and everyone knows it's fake, why the hell would anybody waste their time watching it?

The Kid

Willard: Where you from? You talk funny.
Ren: I talk funny? You should hear you from my end.

Nobody's perfect. There was never a perfect person around. You just have half-angel and half-devil in you.


Are you an angel?


Turk Malloy: Hell in a hand-basket?
Linus Caldwell: No, we... can't train a cat that quickly. And...
Turk Malloy, Linus Caldwell, Basher Tarr: [together] Not enough people!

I run shit here! Y'all just live here!

Alonzo Harris

[Discussing the Scottish rebellion] Who shall I sent to negotiate with this Wallace? Not my gentle son, his appearance would only encourage Wallace to move further into England.


One down, couple of billion to go.

Ellie Arroway

[imitating the Admiral] "The average Rooskie, son, don't take a dump without a plan." Wait a minute. We don't have to figure out how to get the crew off the sub. He's already done that, he would have had to. All we gotta do is figure out what he's gonna do. So how's he gonna get the crew of the sub. They have to want to get off. How do you get a crew to want to get off a submarine? How do you get a crew to want to get off a nuclear sub...

Jack Ryan

Peter Parker: I don't need your help.
Mary Jane Watson: Everybody needs help. Even Spider-Man.

[Mortally wounded, realizing she's at the tree of souls] "I need to get some samples."

Dr. Grace Augustine

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