[from trailer] Racing is everything. For my family, it isn't just a sport, it's way more important than that... it's like... a religion.

Speed

[to Speed's mother] Your son seems to be interested in only one thing. All he talks about, all he seems capable of thinking about... is automobile racing.

Teacher

I'm not the best, but I am the most persistent.

Beth

Should I beware of lawyers bearing gifts?

Sheriff

You'd take 3 years from me but you wouldn't take my word?

Sheriff

I know her. Like know her.

Sherrif

[crying] I asked myself... would I come back for you? And the only answer is a Godless, empty, evil... no. I'm sorry I wouldn't have come back. I'm sorry.

Lewis McBride

Joanne Herring: [Joanne has just told Bonnie to get her a cocktail] She doesn't like me.
Charlie Wilson: Everybody likes you.
Joanne Herring: She's a liberal.
Charlie Wilson: I'm a liberal.
Joanne Herring: [puts her hand on his butt] Not where it counts.

That's a thick ass door!

Charlie Wilson

Yeah, well I'd like to take a moment to review the several ways in which you're a douche bag?

Gust Avrakotos

You know you've reached rock bottom when you're told you have character flaws by a man who hanged his predecessor in a military coup.

Charlie Wilson

Larry Liddle: Miss?
Charlie's Angel #1: Yes sir?
Larry Liddle: It seems to me lookin' around, that it's almost all women workin' here; and that they're all very pretty. Is that common?
Charlie's Angel #1: Well... Congressman Wilson, he has an expression. He says uhh, "You can teach them to type, but you can't teach them to grow tits."
Larry Liddle: Well, that's... charming.

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