Oh, now I see what you're saying. It had to be Professor Plum in the Library with the candlestick.


[to dead alligator] You're luggage!


Michael: My credit good enough to buy you out?
Moe Greene: Buy me out?

Tyler Durden: Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?
Narrator: No. I did not know that. Is that true?
Tyler Durden: That's right; one can make all kinds of explosives using simple household items...
Narrator: Really?
Tyler Durden: If one were so inclined.

Prostitute: I'm clean, no HIV.
Danny Archer: Yeah, I've heard that before.

Terry: If I spill, my life ain't worth a nickel.
Father Barry: And how much is your soul worth if you don't?

Everybody loses the thing that made them. It's even how it's supposed to be in nature. The brave men stay and watch it happen, they don't run.


Bonnie Parker: Hey, that ain't ours!
Clyde Barrow: Sure it is.
Bonnie Parker: But we come in this one. Clyde Barrow: That don't mean we have to go home in it!

Why in childhood and youth do we wish time to pass so quickly - we want to grow up so fast - yet as adults we wish just the opposite?


Rayon: I'm Rayon.
Ron Woodroof: Congratulations... fuck off and go back to your bed.

Brody: You're certifiable, Quint! You know that?
Quint: Yeah, yeah, yeah...

I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so horny.


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