I barely recognize this country anymore, the government has us seeing communists in our soup.

Dean Charles Stanforth

Theoden: Crops can be re-sown, homes re-built. Within these walls... we will outlast them.
Aragorn: They do not come to destroy Rohan's crops or villages. They come to destroy its people. Down to the last child.
Theoden: What will you have me do? Look at my men. Their courage hangs by a thread.

Turk Malloy: Hell in a hand-basket?
Linus Caldwell: No, we... can't train a cat that quickly. And...
Turk Malloy, Linus Caldwell, Basher Tarr: [together] Not enough people!

Leva tells me you've been eyeing the Captain's wife like a hound dog at hunting time.

Sergeant Maylon Stark

You should see your faces!

Trudy Chacon

I told myself it was beneath my dignity to arrest a man for pilfering firewood. But nothing ordered by the party is beneath the dignity of any man, and the party was right

Gen. Yevgraf Zhivago

[kiss-off letter] Change of flight. Your plane cancelled. Here's your key. Bye.

Air Hostess

Shoeless Joe Jackson: Is this heaven?
Ray Kinsella: No, it's Iowa.

I know you think my dad's harmless, but you're wrong.

Jane Burnham

Do you think it's possible that bad writing actually attracts a higher incidence of error?

Leonard Woolf

Jerry Maguire: I love you. You... you complete me. And I just...
Dorothy: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at "hello".

It's dangerous to confuse children with angels.

Thurston Howell

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