Every great wizard in history has started out as nothing more then what we are *now*. If they can do it, why not us?
[Ron raises his fist in agreement]

Harry Potter

Arthur Edens: If you wanted to commit me you should have kept me in Wisconsin where my arrest, the videotape, and the eyewitness statements would have been enough to satisfy jurisdiction. I have no criminal record in the state of New York. And there's only one standard for involuntary commitment: danger. Is the subject a danger to himself or to others. If you want to do this Michael you better have your balls in order because the one place you don't want to see me is in court!

Coach Boone: Are your parents here?
Bertier: Yes.
Coach Boone: Good.

Mike McDermott: Would you stop fucking around, for five goddamn minutes for once in your fucking life?
Worm: Whoa, Jesus, what happened? My old man just walked in.

Kendric, quatermaster: Morning, colonel. Change your mind about that bottle?
Colonel Robert G. Shaw: I want 600 pairs of shoes and 1200 pairs of socks... and anything else you've been holding out on us, you piece of rat filth!
Kendric, quatermaster: I don't have any.
Colonel Robert G. Shaw: Not for niggers you don't!
Kendric, quatermaster: Not for anybody.
Colonel Robert G. Shaw: I see. I'll just look around to see if you haven't misplaced them!

Let the police put Jane in jail. Hopefully that will save her. And we can happily go on with our tortured lives.


I want ten chocolate chip cookies. Medium chips. None too close to the outside.

Howard Hughes

Everybody listen! We have to put a barrier between us and the snakes!

Neville Flynn

You with me, baby?

Buddy 'Aces' Israel

I feel like I've been in a coma for the past 20 years. And I'm just now waking up.

Lester Burnham

Cesar Toban: Do you have pictures of your kids?
Jack Stevens: What?
Cesar Toban: I need to see them. I'll also need their names and the names of their schools. We are trusting you with millions of dollars of coke, Mr. Stevens. Without your children, there is no deal.

Who wants to send a message to Germany?

Fredrick Zoller

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