[kiss-off letter] Change of flight. Your plane cancelled. Here's your key. Bye.

Air Hostess

On board every flight, there's one stewardess you long to seduce.

Cop663

In May's eyes, I'm no different from a can of pineapple.

He Zhiwu, Cop 223

At the high point of our intimacy, we were just 0.01cm from each other. I knew nothing about her. Six hours later, she fell in love with another man.

He Zhiwu, Cop 223

Cop663: Would you let a person on board with a boarding pass like this? It's dated today, but it got blurred in the rain. I don't know where it's taking me. Do you?
Faye: No idea, but I'll give you another.
Cop663: Great.
Faye: Where do you want to go?
Cop663: Wherever you want to take me.

He has great business sense. First he sold me fish and chips, then the whole thing.

Cop663

Actually she did go to California that evening. But it was the other one.

Cop663

[633 confronts an intruder]
Cop663: What are you doing in my apartment?
Faye: You asked me to visit.

Cop663: [to new bar of soap] You mustn't let yourself go. You've gained weight so fast. She may have gone but life goes on. You must stop indulging yourself.
Cop663: [to new towel] You're a real disappointment to me. You've changed so much. You can't just switch personality like this. Her walking out is no excuse.
Cop663: [as it drips] It was such a relief when I saw it crying. It may look different, but it's still true to itself. It's still an emotionally charged towel.

Did I leave the tap running, or is the apartment getting more tearful? I always thought it would cope okay. Didn't expect it to cry so much. When people cry, they can dry their eyes with tissues. But when an apartment cries, it takes a lot to mop it up.

Cop663

[Faye is confronted by her boss]
Faye: I'm not daydreaming.
Manager of 'Midnight Express: Right. You're not daydreaming. You're sleepwalking.

I thought we'd stay together for the long haul, flying like a jumbo jet on a full tank. But we changed course.

Cop663

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