Only my friends can call me a little wop!

Angelo Maggio

Leon, somewhere in Libya right now, a janitor's working the night shift at Libyan Intelligence headquarters. He's going about doing his job... because he has no idea, in about an hour he's going to die in a massive explosion. He's just going about his job, because he has no idea that about an hour ago I gave an order to have him killed. You've just seen me do the least presidential thing I do.

President Andrew Shepherd

Circus Manager: Are you telling me that you were there?
Older Jacob: In the middle of it.

This is our time.


[to his ex] Fuck you, Janeane, go home!

Jimmy Smith Jr

Rooster: So long, Tom.
Turk: Where are you going?
Rooster: I dunno. To hell, I suppose.

Tony Mendez: We are responsible for these people.
Jack O'Donnell: What we are is required to follow orders.

Grandma Georgina: You smell like peanuts. I love peanuts.
Willy Wonka: Oh, thank you. You smell like... old people. And soap. I like it.

Make it fast, time is tissue.

Dr. Steven Price

Tess Ocean: You're doing recon work on our anniversary?
Danny Ocean: Tess...

My father was fond of saying you need three things in life - a good doctor, a forgiving priest, and a clever accountant. The first two, I've never had much use for.

Oskar Schindler

[after giving some flowers to Bianca] See they're even fake so they'll never die.

Lars Lindstrom

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