The Bathtub has more holidays than the whole rest of the world.

Hushpuppy

Sometimes you can break something so bad, that it can't get put back together.

Hushpuppy

My only purpose in life is to teach her how to make it.

Wink

I'm your daddy, and it's my job to take care of you, OK?

Wink

In a million years, when kids go to school, they gonna know

Hushpuppy

I hope you die and after you die I'll go to your grave and eat birthday cake all by myself.

Hushpuppy

For the animals that didn't have a dad to put them in a boat, the end of the world already happened.

Hushpuppy

Shall we stop this bleeding?

Abraham Lincoln

I could write shorter sermons but when I get started I'm too lazy to stop.

Abraham Lincoln

No one is loved as much as you by the people. Don't waste that power.

Mary Todd Lincoln

[on General Grant] My trust in him is marrow deep.

Abraham Lincoln

I am the president of the United States of America, clothed in immense power! You will procure me those votes!

Abraham Lincoln

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