Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris: Frankie likes to say that boxing is an unnatural act, that everything in boxing is backwards: sometimes the best way to deliver a punch is to step back... But step back too far and you ain't fighting at all.

Theodore Faron: She's pregnant!
Luke: Yeah, it's a miracle, innit?

It's a big blue-ish green man... with a strange-looking goatee... I'm guessing that's significant.
[hugs the statue]

Riley Poole

110. Get a job, punk.

Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris

Smeagol: Not anymore.
Gollum: What did you say?
Smeagol: Master looks after us now, we don't need you anymore. Leave now and never come back!
Gollum: What?

Dan: Knock, knock.
Drey: Who's there?
Dan: The Interrupting Cow.
Drey: The Interrupting Cow, who?
Dan: [realizing he's blown the joke] ... Moooooo.
Drey: [laughing] That was horrible!

I have to talk to your father about this game.

Dalton Russell

We're here to preserve democracy, not practice it.

Capt. Ramsey

What you feel only matters to you. It's what you do to the people you love. That's what matters. That's the only thing that counts.


I can't feel my legs... Keyser.


I love you. Always have. I want to marry you.

William Wallace

Happy birthday Bill!

Joe Black

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