Michael: I'll tell ya one thing, if I find out my life had to end up being in the mountains, it'd be all right, but it has to be in your mind. Nick: What? One shot? Michael: Two is pussy.

A deer has to be taken with one shot. I try to tell people that but they don't listen.

Michael

I'll tell you, Nick. You're the only guy I go hunting with, you know. I like a guy with quick moves and speed. I ain't gonna hunt with no assholes.

Michael

Every time he comes up, he's got no knife, he's got no jacket, he's got no pants, he's got no boots. All he's got is that stupid gun he carries around like John Wayne.

Michael

Steven: You get a deer?
Michael: Naa man
Steven: C'maaan! You didn't get a DEE-E-EAH?

[after he sights the deer but points the rifle upward and fires so that the deer just looks at him] Okay? Okay?

Michael

I like the trees, you know? I like the way that the trees are on mountains, all the different... the way the trees are.

Nick

Nick: Did you hear about the happy Roman?
Man in Locker Room: Yeah.
Nick: He was "glad he ate her."

MAU! MAU! DIDI MAU!

VC guard

Michael: What kind of beer would you like?
Linda: What? I don't know. I don't care. Any kind.
Michael: I'll get you a Rolling Rock.
Linda: Okay.
Michael: It's a good beer, it's the best around.

It's such a grey day.

Angela

You got the wrong guy, ace!

Nick

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