We're way beyond bullshit here.

Donahue

The police have returned to the saftey of their doughnut shops.

Father Rodriguez

You know, some people take things for granted, like the ability to chew solid food.

Robert

Gentlemen, keep your eyes open and your assholes puckered.

Robert

I want this town locked up so tight, it'll make his balls ache.

Robert

[to dead alligator] You're luggage!

John

Don't move, you're dead.

John

Alright, I want his face all over this windshield.

Robert

Hi, you've just been erased.

WitSec Ops

Lee: What happened?
John: They caught a train.

Thank you for the cookies. I look forward to tossing them.

Julius Benedict

If you're lying to me, I'll be back!

Julius Benedict

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