You're so full of shit, you're gonna float away.

Axel

Stanley, see this? This is this. This ain't something else. This is this. From now on, you're on your own.

Michael

Stan: How does it feel to be shot?
Michael: Don't hurt. That's what you wanna know. And how it's been, doing OK.
Stan: Yeah, same thing. Nothing's changed. I'm getting more ass than a toilet seat and Axel here, he's getting fatter than ever.

There's sometimes I think that I swear you're a fucking faggot.

Stan

You wanna play games? All right, I'll play your fucking games.

Michael

Michael: I'll tell ya one thing, if I find out my life had to end up being in the mountains, it'd be all right, but it has to be in your mind. Nick: What? One shot? Michael: Two is pussy.

A deer has to be taken with one shot. I try to tell people that but they don't listen.

Michael

I'll tell you, Nick. You're the only guy I go hunting with, you know. I like a guy with quick moves and speed. I ain't gonna hunt with no assholes.

Michael

Every time he comes up, he's got no knife, he's got no jacket, he's got no pants, he's got no boots. All he's got is that stupid gun he carries around like John Wayne.

Michael

Steven: You get a deer?
Michael: Naa man
Steven: C'maaan! You didn't get a DEE-E-EAH?

[after he sights the deer but points the rifle upward and fires so that the deer just looks at him] Okay? Okay?

Michael

I like the trees, you know? I like the way that the trees are on mountains, all the different... the way the trees are.

Nick

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