Have you ever had two people look at you, with complete lust and devotion, through the same pair of eyes?

Maxine

Hot lesbian witches! It's fucking genius!

Charlie

You don't know how lucky you are being a monkey. Because consciousness is a terrible curse. I think. I feel. I suffer. And all I ask in return is the opportunity to do my work. And they won't allow it... because I raise issues.

Craig Schwartz

I think it's kinda sexy that John Malkovich has a portal, y'know, sort of like, it's like, like he has a vagina. It's sort of vaginal, y'know, like he has a, he has a penis AND a vagina. I mean, it's sort of like... Malkovich's... feminine side. I like that.

Lotte Schwartz

There is truth, and there are lies, and art always tells the truth. Even when it's lying.

Craig Schwartz (in John Malkovich)

Corn beef should not be blue

Isaac Davis

I feel like we're in a Noel Coward play. Someone should be making martinis.

Isaac Davis

I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics.

Isaac Davis

Isaac Davis: Chapter One. He adored New York City. He idolized it all out of proportion. Eh uh, no, make that he, he romanticized it all out of proportion. Better. To him, no matter what the season was, this was still a town that existed in black and white and pulsated to the great tunes of George Gershwin. Uh, no, let me start this over.
Isaac Davis: Chapter One
Isaac Davis: Chapter One
Isaac Davis: Chapter One
Isaac Davis: Chapter One. He was as tough and romantic as the city he loved. Behind his black-rimmed glasses was the coiled sexual power of a jungle cat. Oh, I love this. New York was his town, and it always would be.

Let's fool around. Let's do it some strange way that you've always wanted to, but nobody would do with you.

Tracy

My ex-wife left me for another woman.

Isaac Davis

She's 17. I'm 42 and she's 17. I'm older than her father, can you believe that? I'm dating a girl, wherein, I can beat up her father.

Isaac Davis

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