Larry: Dan...
Dan: Yes?
Larry: I lied to you, I did fuck Alice.

Paul Edgecomb: My wife made it to thank you.
John Coffey: For what, boss?
Paul Edgecomb: [points to his groin] You know.
John Coffey: Oh, was she pleased?
Paul Edgecomb: Yeah. Several times.

Capt. Ramsey: I have the con. Gimme the missile key.
[Hunter does nothing, Ramsey punches him in the face]
Capt. Ramsey: Gimme the missile key Mr. Hunter!
[Ramsey punches Hunter in the face again]
Capt. Ramsey: I am the commander of this ship! Gimme the goddamn key!

Enjoy your fright.


Boys, oh boys... I think he's come back for his noon feeding.


I should have broke your thumbs!


I gave you the chance of aiding me willingly, but you have elected the way of pain.


Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls!

James Bond

Melvin Udall: Judging from your eyes, I'd say you were fifty.
Carol Connelly: Judging from your eyes, I'd say you were kind, so so much for eyes.

There ain't never enough time, never enough...

Jack Twist

Goddamn! You just had a near-life experience!

Tyler Durden

Joe: Do we get a balloon with these?
Shoe Salesman: ...Yeah
Robert: All of us or just her?

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