Try some of my grass! Please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking.

Willy Wonka

You're a giant toddler!

Lawrence Wetherhold

Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevant if you have the facts.

Leonard Shelby

What's a lapsed Catholic to do?

D-Bob

Pull my finger!

Jasper

Jesus! You look like hell!

Admiral James Greer

Lester Burnham: You don't think it's kinda weird and fascist?
Carolyn Burnham: Possibly, but you don't want to be unemployed.
Lester Burnham: Oh well, all right, let's all sell our souls and work for Satan because it's more convenient that way.

Carolyn Burnham: Uh, whose car is that out front?
Lester Burnham: Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!

She got the cancer and died on a Tuesday.

Forrest Gump

It's our wits that make us men.

Malcolm Wallace

Abigail Chase: You're treasure hunters, aren't you?
Ben Gates: We're more like treasure protectors.

Ben Thomas: I haven't treated myself very well.
Emily Posa: Start now.

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