I hate mummies. They never play fair.

Jonathan Carnahan

William Parrish: Do you know about money?
Joe Black: It can't buy happiness?

America is a wall, and you're on the other side.

Carl Lee

Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords.

O-Ren Ishii

Beau's Mother: So you're opening for the looney tunes? They need to lock that one up and throw away the key.
Beau Hutton: She's not crazy.

These troops get by you, we're all dead in the water. All we got is you.

Captain Waggoner

Roland: What are you doing?
William: Losing.
Roland: I don't understand!
William: Neither do I.

Pat Archer: [walking with family towards bus] They said that there wasn't any room.
Paul Rusesabagina: There's always room.

I arrived last night. Right in time for English Department cocktails. The cock was mine. The tail belonged to a lovely young thing with a passion for D.H. Lawrence.


Bud White: Bullshit. How would a two-bit hick like Meeks get his hands on a large supply of heroin?
Johnny Stompanato: You're right, it's probably bullshit. Even if he did, he could never unload it. Not without drawing all kinds of attention.
Bud White: Maybe that's why he's under a house in Elysian Park and he don't smell too good, paisano.

I can see the Statue of Liberty already!... Very small, of course.


We would have injected vitamin C if only they had made it illegal!

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton

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