Frank Costello: Have a seat, Bill.
[Costigan sits down at Costello's dinner table]
Frank Costello: [while eating crab] Do you know John Lennon?
Billy Costigan: Yeah, sure, he was the president before Lincoln.
Frank Costello: Lennon said, "I'm an artist. You give me a fucking tuba, I'll get you something out of it."
Billy Costigan: [sarcastically] Well I tell you Mr. Costello, I'd like to squeeze some fucking money out of it.
Frank Costello: Smart mouth. Too bad. If you'll indulge me...
[sees Gwen leaving]
Frank Costello: Now what?
Gwen: Choir practice.
Frank Costello: [annoyed] Choir practice.
[Costello pulls out a severed human hand]
Frank Costello: The point I'm making with John Lennon is - a man could look at anything, and make something out of it. For instance, I look at you and I think "what could I use you for?"

Willy Wonka: [coming upon a tiny door] An important room, this. It is a chocolate factory, after all.
Mike Teavee: Then, why's the door so small?
Willy Wonka: That's to keep all the great big chocolatey flavor inside.

Henry 'Razor' Sharp: What's so funny?
Dante Slate, Jr.: The last person down there gets fifty grand!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Shit!

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Newman: I can't hear anything, my ear is... I can't believe you did that.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: You think I should have bargained with that guy?
Newman: Yeah I do. You could've missed. You could've killed me.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: How bad is that ear?
Newman: I'm gonna have permanent hearing damage.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: [whispers] Can you hear what I'm saying now?
Newman: Yeah.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: I... don't... bargain.

Larry: You still pissing about on the Net?
Dan: Not recently.
Larry: I wanted to kill you.
Dan: I thought you wanted to fuck me.
Larry: Don't get lippy. I liked your book, by the way.
Dan: Thanks. You stand alone.

I should've never gotten on that plane. I should've never gotten out of the car.

Chuck Noland

Rex Brooks: [from control room] Alright, Angie, after this I need a 50-second fill about the conference.
Angie Jones: This isn't the only story here, Rex. The protesters...
Rex Brooks: Which I don't give a shit about, and unless they set themselves on fire, they're not our story.

If it weren't for people who took risks, where would we be in this world?

Jacob Moore

You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing.

Paul Smecker

[to Sam] Stupid, fat hobbit.

Gollum

Anastasia Steele: Why are you trying to change me?
Christian Grey: I'm not. It's you that's changing me.

I have HBO.

Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris

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