Ray Castro: Hey Sugarfoot! How do you like your new place?
[all the agents Laugh]
Eduardo Ruiz: This is not what my lawyers negotiated.
Montel Gordon: Fuck your lawyers. You aren't getting any cappuccino or Biscotti either. You don't like it, call 1-800-CRIMINAL.

Buck Swope: Doesn't it scare you? Working with evil forces?
Reed Rothchild: What?
Buck Swope: Evil forces.
Reed Rothchild: Evil? No man, it's not evil. It's an illusion.
Buck Swope: Confusion?

I can provide food, I can provide shelter, and I can provide protection.

Neville

Jacob: Who's the woman who works with the horses?
Camel: That ain't no woman, that's the boss' wife and she don't talk to nobody and you don't talk to her.

Oh great, another asshole with an Asian girl fetish. God, this is getting so old.

Sue Lor

[to Paul] Percy met your mouse.

Harry Terwilliger

Col. Jessep: You fuckin' people. You have no idea how to defend a nation. All you did was weaken a country today, Kaffee. That's all you did. You put people's lives in danger. Sweet dreams, son.
Kaffee: Don't call me son. I'm a lawyer and an officer in the United States Navy. And you're under arrest, you son of a bitch.

Chase Collins: Ok, I'll admit, I'm a little impressed, not bad!
Caleb Danvers: Thanks!

Fried chicken just tend to make you feel better about life.

Minny Jackson

Oz: [sotto voice, to Glinda] I might not actually be a wizard...
Glinda: Yes, but they don't know that.

You will never be one of the people.

Neytiri

The only thing more terrifying than blindness is being the only one who can see.

Doctor's Wife

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