Gimli: It's true you don't see many dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for dwarf men.
Aragorn: It's the beards.
Gimli: And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no dwarf women, and that dwarves just spring out of holes in the ground!
[Eowyn laughs]
Gimli: Which is, of course, ridiculous.

What happened... was murder... and armed robbery. Wait, we had badges, so it's different?

Jake

You don't get to tell me what to do ever again.

Lester Burnham

Hunter: It better not happen again. If I see this kind of nonsense again, I'm going to write you up. You understand?
Petty Officer First Class Danny Rivetti: [No answer]
Hunter: Do you understand?
Petty Officer First Class Danny Rivetti: Yes, Sir.
Hunter: You have to set an example even in the face of stupidity. Everybody who reads comic books knows that the Kirby Silver Surfer is the only true Silver Surfer. Now am I right or wrong?
Petty Officer First Class Danny Rivetti: You're right, Sir.
Hunter: Now get out of here.
Petty Officer First Class Danny Rivetti: Yes, Sir.

Fenster: Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight.
Hockney: Is it Friday already?

Have you recently had a close encounter?

David Laughlin

As the sound of the playgrounds faded, the despair set in. Very odd, what happens in a world without children's voices.

Miriam

[to the Orcs] There will be no Dawn... for Men.

Saruman

Second chances are rare, man. You ought to take better advantage of them.

Dan

This could turn Hare Krishna into a Bad Bwoy!

Koop

Cut me, Mick.

Rocky

Sarah: The man you were talking to...
John J. Rambo: I wasn't talking to anybody.
Sarah: Alright. The man who was talking to you asked if we could hire you to take us up river. You said no. Why?
John J. Rambo: Can't help you out.
Sarah: Well, if you have good reasons, would you mine if I heard them?
John J. Rambo: Go home.

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