Charlie: Listen, can I ask you a personal question?
Maverick: That depends.
Charlie: Are you a good pilot?
Maverick: I can hold my own.
Charlie: Great, then I won't have to worry about you making your living as a singer.
Maverick: I'm going to need a beer to put these flames out. Yo! Great Mav, real slick.

Brace yourself; it's like talking to those two old fucks from The Muppets.

Jack O'Donnell

Okay, I'm leaving now, go smoke some pot or something. I'll be there soon.

Elle Driver

Lester Burnham: You don't think it's kinda weird and fascist?
Carolyn Burnham: Possibly, but you don't want to be unemployed.
Lester Burnham: Oh well, all right, let's all sell our souls and work for Satan because it's more convenient that way.

We have a squeaker today, class. His name is Andrew Nieman, he's 19 years old. Isn't he cute?

Terence Fletcher

A deer has to be taken with one shot. I try to tell people that but they don't listen.

Michael

The only thing I know about the dark is you can't see in it.

Roy Hobbs

Captain Dudley Smith: Bud White is a valuable officer.
Ed Exley: White's a mindless thug.
Captain Dudley Smith: No, Edmund, he's just a man who can answer yes to those questions I've asked you from time to time.

Ronnie, if I don't do this, THAT'S when I'm going to need a doctor.

Roy Neary

Do you leave a light on after bedtime? Because I get a little scared in the dark sometimes. If it's a strange place.

John Coffey

Impossible relationships. My special gift is impossible relationships.

Edward Lewis

If you kill him, He wins.

William Somerset

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