I feel like 9/11 now.

Helene McCready

Well, there it is.

Emperor Joseph II

It's funny, you know, because I haven't talked about Jack in a long time. After he passed I talked about him all the time. But I guess people grew tired of it... so I just stopped.

Johnny Cash

Davy Jones: Do you feel dead?
Jack Sparrow: You have no idea.

No diet works. The only way to lose weight in the thighs is amputation.


What's in the box?

David Mills

I've been looking for you, lone star.


Happy birthday Bill!

Joe Black

I never listen to you when you're being morbid.


I love you, and I need a piss.


Meet you in Malkovich in one hour.


No, I didn't read the piece on China's faceless masses, I was, I was checking out the lingerie ads.

Isaac Davis

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